{"product_id":"official-asshole-coin","title":"\"Official Asshole\" Coin","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAre you an asshole? Make it official!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAt some point or another\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bold\"\u003ewe've all been called an asshole\u003c\/span\u003e, warranted or not. It comes with the territory when you live that \"zero fucks given\" lifestyle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBeing called an asshole more times than I can count, I\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bold\"\u003eembrace it as a badge of honor!\u003c\/span\u003e And what better way to take pride in who you are than making it official with this\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"bold\"\u003ebadass 1.5\" token\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eto certify that honor! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe next time someone calls you an asshole, you can smile, proudly whip out your coin and say, \u003cstrong\u003e\"Yeah, I know. It's already official.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis coin is the perfect gift for you or the jerk you love!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1 Large, Heavyweight, Bronze Color Coin\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDiameter: 1.54\" (39mm) - Approximately the same as a Silver Dollar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDepth: .116\" (3mm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWeight: 1oz.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eExtreme Details on Both Sides \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEach coin comes packed in a reusable clear protective hard-case capsule\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade From Proprietary Brass Alloy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% Designed \u0026amp; Made in the USA! \u003cspan\u003e🇺🇸\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"LUMAYA SHOPS","offers":[{"title":"BUY 1","offer_id":49294127694046,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BUY 3 FREE 2","offer_id":49294127726814,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BUY 5 FREE 5","offer_id":49294127759582,"sku":null,"price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0791\/9760\/2014\/files\/01-OfficialAssholeCoinfrontandback.jpg?v=1793020563","url":"https:\/\/www.lumayashops.com\/fr\/products\/official-asshole-coin","provider":"LUMAYA SHOPS","version":"1.0","type":"link"}